What do you get when you…

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?
A woolly jumper!

🔥 Top 10: The Animal Joke Archive (1995–2025)

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@Duke_Nukem_Fan07/23/2005 03:31I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.

@DVD_Rom_King05/11/2005 00:00More capacity for humor on this site!

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@Boxxy_Queen05/02/2012 21:05I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!

@Challenge_Acc01/13/2008 00:27Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!