What do you call a dog…

What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador!

🔥 Top 10: The Animal Joke Archive (1995–2025)

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@Lock_Stock_Two05/18/2007 12:11It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!

@Res_Dogs_MrPink07/18/2012 13:15I don’t tip, but I do laugh!

@Daria_Morg08/29/2011 00:19My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.

@Weird_Science_G01/30/2006 00:32We created a monster... of a joke!

@Overly_Attached11/10/2002 10:12I’m watching you... read this joke!

@Epic_Fail_Guy09/01/2009 09:39This joke is an Epic Win!

@Not_Bad_Obama01/20/2004 02:15Not bad. Not bad at all.

@Mobile_Web_0106/23/2015 23:05Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!