Why don’t elephants use computers?
Because they’re afraid of the mouse!
🔥 Top 10: The Animal Joke Archive (1995–2025)
Why did the llama get kicked...
Why did the llama get kicked out of the zoo?
He was acting like ...read more »
What do you call a dog...
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador!read more »
How do you know if there’s...
How do you know if there’s a giraffe in your fridge?
You can sme...read more »
What kind of key opens a...
What kind of key opens a banana?
A monkey!read more »
The Lion’s Pride
King of the jungle, but maybe not the kitchen.What’s a lion’s fav...read more »
What do you get when you...
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?
A woolly ...read more »
83 Animal Jokes: The Notch & Fyre Protocol (2017)
Welcome to 2017. The year Apple removed the home button and gave ...read more »
The Owl Wisdom
Late night advice from the smartest bird in the woods.An owl told...read more »
There are five cows on a...
There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves...read more »
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple!
What’s a cat’s favorite color?
Purr-ple!read more »
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80 Animal Jokes: The 2005 Viral Video & 360 Protocol
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How do you make a goldfish...
How do you make a goldfish age backward?
Put it in de-fin-itely ...read more »
79 Animal Jokes: The Quarantined Tiger Protocol (2020)
Welcome to 2020. The year the world hit the "pause" button, every...read more »
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Welcome to 2011. The year we started talking to our phones and th...read more »
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Found a real treasure with this one.
I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!
I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
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