King of the jungle, but maybe not the kitchen.
What’s a lion’s favorite food? Roar-ing hot steak. He’s not a fan of the “well-done” pride.
🔥 Top 10: The Animal Joke Archive (1995–2025)
The Bee Buzz
Honey-sweet humor from the garden.What do you call a bee that can...read more »
Why did the chicken join a...
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks!read more »
The Pig’s Style
Finding the right look for the mud pit.What do you call a pig tha...read more »
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple!
What’s a cat’s favorite color?
Purr-ple!read more »
80 Animal Jokes: The 2005 Viral Video & 360 Protocol
Welcome to 2005. The year "Me at the zoo" became the first-ever Y...read more »
How do you know a dog...
How do you know a dog is a great musician?
He has perfect pooch!read more »
Why don’t zebras play hide and...
Why don’t zebras play hide and seek?
Because they’re always spot...read more »
80 Animal Jokes: The 2014 Ice Bucket & Wearable Tech Protocol
Welcome to 2014. The year we all dumped freezing water on our hea...read more »
Why did the cow win an...
Why did the cow win an award?
Because it was outstanding in its ...read more »
Why did the horse go behind...
Why did the horse go behind the tree?
To change his jockeys!read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
No viruses here, just good vibes.
Finding the patterns in the humor.
Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.
Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!
I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.
All the search engines agree: this is funny.
Approved for the Open Directory Project!
Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.
lol, i love the “logic” here. it almost makes sense.
my boss told me this joke and nobody laughed. i laughed here though. lol.
lol, i’ve seen a similar situation in real life. people are amazing sometimes.