Honey-sweet humor from the garden.
What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe.
🔥 Top 10: The Animal Joke Archive (1995–2025)
THREE TREES AND A WOODPECKER Two...
THREE TREES AND A WOODPECKER Two tall trees, a birch and a beech,...read more »
Why did the giraffe get bad...
Why did the giraffe get bad grades?
Because he had his head in t...read more »
The Final Roar
Closing the animal kingdom with a final OHH! hit.What’s the diffe...read more »
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite type of...
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite type of music?
Hip-hop!read more »
79 Animal Jokes: The Quarantined Tiger Protocol (2020)
Welcome to 2020. The year the world hit the "pause" button, every...read more »
What do you get if you...
What do you get if you cross a fish and an elephant?
Swimming tr...read more »
79 Animal Jokes: The 1998 Furby Outbreak Protocol
Welcome to 1998. Google just launched in a garage, everyone was t...read more »
74 Animal Jokes: The 1997 Beanie Marsupial Protocol
Welcome to 1997. The world went crazy for bean-filled plushies, J...read more »
What do you call a snake...
What do you call a snake who works for the government?
A civil s...read more »
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple!
What’s a cat’s favorite color?
Purr-ple!read more »
😜 More from category: The Animal Joke Archive (1995–2025)
A boy is selling fish on...
A boy is selling fish on a corner. To get his customers' attentio...read more »
How do you catch a squirrel?...
How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a nut!read more »
What do you get when you...
What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark?
A bird that...read more »
Two bats are hanging upside down...
Two bats are hanging upside down on a branch. One asks the other,...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!
You got it, dude! Very funny.
I am listening... and I am laughing.
Plug and Play laughter!
I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
Loading the training program... for comedy.
A wild laugh appeared!
Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!
i actually had to explain this to my roommate. he is the slow one here.
found this via google search and it actually made my day. greetings from europe!
i’m still thinking about that last part. now i’m hungry. thanks…