What do you call a snake who works for the government?
A civil serpent!
🔥 Top 10: The Animal Joke Archive (1995–2025)
How do you know if there’s...
How do you know if there’s a giraffe in your fridge?
You can sme...read more »
Why did the crab never share...
Why did the crab never share his toys?
Because he was a little s...read more »
Why did the duck get sent...
Why did the duck get sent to time-out?
Because he was being a wi...read more »
80 Animal Jokes: The 2005 Viral Video & 360 Protocol
Welcome to 2005. The year "Me at the zoo" became the first-ever Y...read more »
What do you call a fish...
What do you call a fish that practices medicine?
A sturgeon!read more »
Why did the llama get kicked...
Why did the llama get kicked out of the zoo?
He was acting like ...read more »
What do cows like to do...
What do cows like to do on a Friday night?
Go to the moo-vies!read more »
81 Animal Jokes: The James Webb & Wordle Protocol (2022)
Welcome to 2022. The year we all became obsessed with five-letter...read more »
What do you call a lazy...
What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato!read more »
68 Animal Jokes: The 2001 Shrek & Pod Protocol
Welcome to 2001. A year where we learned that ogres have layers l...read more »
😜 More from category: The Animal Joke Archive (1995–2025)
68 Animal Jokes: The 1995 Menagerie Patch
1995: The Year of the Talking Pig and the Digital Dog.Welcome to ...read more »
What do you call a bear...
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!read more »
Why did the chicken join a...
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks!read more »
72 Animal Jokes: The 2009 Avatar & Crypto Protocol
Welcome to 2009. The year James Cameron turned everyone blue with...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This joke is more portable than a Java app!
Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.
You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!
Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.
mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.
Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.
Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.
Not bad. Not bad at all.
There’s an app for that? No, just this site!