Why did the chicken join a…

Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks!

🔥 Top 10: The Animal Joke Archive (1995–2025)

Why did the duck get sent to time-out? Because he was being a wi...read more »

Welcome to 2018. The year half the planet heard "Yanny" and the o...read more »

Why did the antelope bring a ladder to the bar? Because it heard...read more »

Two bats are hanging upside down on a branch. One asks the other,...read more »

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!read more »

Welcome to 2007. The year Steve Jobs pulled the first iPhone out ...read more »

A boy is selling fish on a corner. To get his customers' attentio...read more »

Welcome to 2004. Mark Zuckerberg just launched "TheFacebook" from...read more »

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go!read more »

Why did the bat miss the bus? Because he hung around too long!read more »

Welcome to 2006. The year we all threw our TV remotes through the...read more »

When the check arrives at the pond.A duck walks into a store and ...read more »

There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves...read more »

What do sheep say to each other at bedtime? “Fleece dreams!”read more »

@CoolSkater9809/04/2002 12:10Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.

@Requiem_Dreamer03/13/2005 14:02That was intense... and funny!

@Abe_Sapien_Fan07/12/2014 07:55I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!

@Brazil_Terry_G03/12/2001 23:16Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.

@Jesus_Quintana03/13/1996 23:12Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).

@Smosh_Old_School04/19/2012 20:32Back when the internet was simple and funny.

@Hashtag_Master05/08/2001 16:39#funny #joke #retro #90s

@Retro_End_User04/15/1995 23:13The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.