What do sheep say to each…

What do sheep say to each other at bedtime?
“Fleece dreams!”

🔥 Top 10: The Animal Joke Archive (1995–2025)

Welcome to 2011. The year we started talking to our phones and th...read more »

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What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple!read more »

Welcome to 1997. The world went crazy for bean-filled plushies, J...read more »

King of the jungle, but maybe not the kitchen.What’s a lion’s fav...read more »

Why did the giraffe get bad grades? Because he had his head in t...read more »

What kind of dog loves indulging in magic tricks? A hocus-pocus ...read more »

Why did the horse go behind the tree? To change his jockeys!read more »

Why did the owl get promoted? Because he was a real wise guy!read more »

Welcome to the year 2000. We survived the Y2K bug, but now we hav...read more »

Welcome to 2013. The year we all stood still for fifteen seconds ...read more »

What kind of key opens a banana? A monkey!read more »

Welcome to 1998. Google just launched in a garage, everyone was t...read more »

What do frogs order at fast food restaurants? French flies and a...read more »

@Y2K_Ready10/01/1999 09:27If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.

@Tripod_Member07/26/2006 07:03Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.

@Independence_Day06/13/1998 02:41Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.

@Frasier_Crane07/10/2015 19:00I am listening... and I am laughing.

@Jurassic_Park_Grant01/21/2006 15:21They do move in herds... funny jokes!

@CRT_Degauss09/15/2009 11:07BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.

@Tank_Operator02/01/2006 10:23Loading the training program... for comedy.

@Badger_Badger_M03/03/1998 03:28Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!

@LonelyGirl15_F07/07/1996 18:47Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!

@Rage_Comic_Fan03/23/2005 12:23FFFFFUUUUU-nny!