What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple!

What’s a cat’s favorite color?
Purr-ple!

🔥 Top 10: The Animal Joke Archive (1995–2025)

Closing the animal kingdom with a final OHH! hit.What’s the diffe...read more »

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!read more »

Why did the horse go behind the tree? To change his jockeys!read more »

Aquatic life and the limits of glass walls.Two fish are in a tank...read more »

Welcome to 2025. The year AI stopped just "talking" and started "...read more »

Why did the crab never share his toys? Because he was a little s...read more »

Why did the ant sit on a phone? To be on call!read more »

Welcome to 1999. The world lives in the shadow of the Matrix, mus...read more »

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!read more »

When the check arrives at the pond.A duck walks into a store and ...read more »

Why did the llama get kicked out of the zoo? He was acting like ...read more »

Welcome to 2019. The year we tried to storm a top-secret military...read more »

Welcome to 2016. The year we all walked into lamp posts while try...read more »

Welcome to 2008. The year Steve Jobs opened the App Store and sud...read more »

@AOL_Surfer08/23/2015 11:10You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!

@AOL_Keyword_Jokes01/28/1995 15:14Standard classic. Never gets old.

@Napster_Leech12/23/2006 12:33Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!

@Floppy_Fanatic06/08/2006 21:13Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.

@Digimon_Tamer03/05/1998 15:09My joke just digivolved into a better one!

@PeanutButter_J10/27/2000 16:31It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?

@Evil_Kermit_M05/10/2012 21:16Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.

@DMOZ_Volunteer04/19/2002 07:31Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.

@Web_2_0_Fan04/22/2005 20:47This is the future of humor!