How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a nut!
🔥 Top 10: The Animal Joke Archive (1995–2025)
82 Animal Jokes: The Wakanda & Yanny Protocol (2018)
Welcome to 2018. The year half the planet heard "Yanny" and the o...read more »
Why did the chicken join a...
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks!read more »
Why was the turtle so shy...
Why was the turtle so shy at the party?
Because he came out of h...read more »
The Fish Tank
Aquatic life and the limits of glass walls.Two fish are in a tank...read more »
68 Animal Jokes: The 1995 Menagerie Patch
1995: The Year of the Talking Pig and the Digital Dog.Welcome to ...read more »
80 Animal Jokes: The Area 51 & Old Town Protocol (2019)
Welcome to 2019. The year we tried to storm a top-secret military...read more »
Why did the owl get promoted?...
Why did the owl get promoted?
Because he was a real wise guy!read more »
Why don’t lions play cards in...
Why don’t lions play cards in the wild?
Too many cheetahs!read more »
How do you know if there’s...
How do you know if there’s a giraffe in your fridge?
You can sme...read more »
80 Animal Jokes: The 2014 Ice Bucket & Wearable Tech Protocol
Welcome to 2014. The year we all dumped freezing water on our hea...read more »
😜 More from category: The Animal Joke Archive (1995–2025)
Why did the bat miss the...
Why did the bat miss the bus?
Because he hung around too long!read more »
There was a papa mole, a...
There was a papa mole, a momma mole, and a baby mole. They lived ...read more »
Why don’t seagulls fly over the...
Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay?
Because then they’d be bage...read more »
83 Animal Jokes: The 2004 Social Feed & Filter Protocol
Welcome to 2004. Mark Zuckerberg just launched "TheFacebook" from...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
The power of three... laughs!
And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!
I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!
Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!
Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!