Why don’t lions play cards in the wild?
Too many cheetahs!
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This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.
Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!
... (Laughter in silence).
I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.
Approved for the Open Directory Project!
Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.
Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.
A classic from the Spanish web too!
I’ll mention this in my next episode!