Why did the duck get sent…

Why did the duck get sent to time-out?
Because he was being a wisequacker!

🔥 Top 10: The Animal Joke Archive (1995–2025)

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@Pirates_Jack_S04/13/2002 15:26But you have heard of this joke!

@MP3_Encoder11/02/2005 09:54128kbps of pure comedy gold.

@Bill_The_Pai_Mei07/08/1995 02:21You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.

@Weird_Science_G04/27/2004 00:05We created a monster... of a joke!

@StrongBad_Mail09/27/2013 11:35I’m checking my email and I found a winner!