Two bats are hanging upside down on a branch. One asks the other, “Do you recall your worst day last year?” The other responds, “Yes, the day I had diarrhea!”
🔥 Top 10: The Animal Joke Archive (1995–2025)
What do frogs order at fast...
What do frogs order at fast food restaurants?
French flies and a...read more »
Why did the bear bring a...
Why did the bear bring a suitcase to school?
He wanted to be a k...read more »
Two guys are walking through a...
Two guys are walking through a game park & they come across a lio...read more »
What do sheep say to each...
What do sheep say to each other at bedtime?
“Fleece dreams!”read more »
There are five cows on a...
There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves...read more »
81 Animal Jokes: The 2008 App Store & Iron Dog Protocol
Welcome to 2008. The year Steve Jobs opened the App Store and sud...read more »
Why did the goat start a...
Why did the goat start a podcast?
He had a lot to bleat about!read more »
78 Animal Jokes: The Spatial Vision & Pygmy Hippo Protocol (2024)
Welcome to 2024. The year we traded the "real world" for the Appl...read more »
How do bees get to school?...
How do bees get to school?
On the school buzz!read more »
81 Animal Jokes: The 2000 Dragon-Byte Protocol
Welcome to the year 2000. We survived the Y2K bug, but now we hav...read more »
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82 Animal Jokes: The Ever Given & Squid Game Protocol (2021)
Welcome to 2021. The year we all learned way too much about the g...read more »
81 Animal Jokes: The 2016 Augmented Reality & Harambe Protocol
Welcome to 2016. The year we all walked into lamp posts while try...read more »
Why don’t oysters share their pearls?...
Why don’t oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re a little s...read more »
Why can’t you give Elsa a...
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it go!read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.
The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!
That still only counts as one laugh!
128kbps of pure comedy gold.
I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!
Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.
Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).
I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.