Two bats are hanging upside down on a branch. One asks the other, “Do you recall your worst day last year?” The other responds, “Yes, the day I had diarrhea!”
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🔥 Top 10: The Animal Joke Archive (1995–2025) Archive
1. Why did the bat miss the…
Why did the bat miss the bus? Because he hung around too long! read more »
Why did the bat miss the bus? Because he hung around too long! read more »
2. 1995 Classic: Ace Ventura’s Zoo
Jim Carrey proved you can be a Pet Detective. I tried to find the neighbor’s missing canary. Turn... read more »
Jim Carrey proved you can be a Pet Detective. I tried to find the neighbor’s missing canary. Turn... read more »
4. Why did the chicken join a…
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! read more »
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! read more »
5. Why was the squirrel late to…
Why was the squirrel late to school? Because he got caught in a nut traffic jam! read more »
Why was the squirrel late to school? Because he got caught in a nut traffic jam! read more »
6. Why can’t you give Elsa a…
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! read more »
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! read more »
7. 76 Animal Jokes: The 2010 Tablet & Retro-Filter Protocol
Welcome to 2010. The year Steve Jobs gave us a "giant iPhone" called the iPad, Kevin Systrom lau... read more »
Welcome to 2010. The year Steve Jobs gave us a "giant iPhone" called the iPad, Kevin Systrom lau... read more »
8. The Duck’s Bill
When the check arrives at the pond.A duck walks into a store and asks for lip balm. The clerk say... read more »
When the check arrives at the pond.A duck walks into a store and asks for lip balm. The clerk say... read more »
9. The Chicken Mystery
Solving the oldest question in history.Why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the opossu... read more »
Solving the oldest question in history.Why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the opossu... read more »
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[2007-11-01 ARCHIVE_LOG]Sega_Genesis_Kid: Better than 16-bit graphics!
[2010-05-12 ARCHIVE_LOG]Gopher_Explorer: Deep in the menus and found this gem.
[2013-12-24 ARCHIVE_LOG]Blockbuster_Refugee: Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
[2008-04-19 ARCHIVE_LOG]C++_Dev_98: I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
[2013-01-12 ARCHIVE_LOG]Scanner_Darkly: I’m scanning this into my brain forever.
[2002-04-08 ARCHIVE_LOG]Animorphs_X: I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!
[1998-06-08 ARCHIVE_LOG]DragonBall_Z_G: His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!
[2005-05-17 ARCHIVE_LOG]Pedro_For_Pres: Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.
[2012-03-29 ARCHIVE_LOG]One_Does_Not_S: One does not simply read one joke.
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