How do bees get to school?
On the school buzz!
🔥 Top 10: The Animal Joke Archive (1995–2025)
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple!
What’s a cat’s favorite color?
Purr-ple!read more »
Two guys are walking through a...
Two guys are walking through a game park & they come across a lio...read more »
Why did the pig become an...
Why did the pig become an actor?
Because he was a real ham!read more »
71 Animal Jokes: The 2011 Siri & Virtual Assistant Protocol
Welcome to 2011. The year we started talking to our phones and th...read more »
70 Animal Jokes: The 1996 Menagerie Patch
Welcome back to the vault. We’re hitting 1996, a year where scien...read more »
81 Animal Jokes: The 2016 Augmented Reality & Harambe Protocol
Welcome to 2016. The year we all walked into lamp posts while try...read more »
Why don’t oysters share their pearls?...
Why don’t oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re a little s...read more »
The Shark Courtesy
Understanding the rules of the deep blue sea.Why did the shark st...read more »
79 Animal Jokes: The 2012 Mayan Apocalypse & Op-Paws Style Protocol
Welcome to 2012. The year we all thought the world was ending bec...read more »
The Bee Buzz
Honey-sweet humor from the garden.What do you call a bee that can...read more »
😜 More from category: The Animal Joke Archive (1995–2025)
What did the dolphin say when...
What did the dolphin say when he made a mistake?
“I didn’t do it...read more »
82 Animal Jokes: The 2003 Nemo & Tunes Protocol
Welcome to 2003. A year where we all promised "Fish are friends, ...read more »
The Goat Attitude
Stubbornness as a lifestyle choice.Why was the goat so upset? Bec...read more »
Why are frogs so happy? Because...
Why are frogs so happy?
Because they eat whatever bugs them!read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.
Hadouken of a joke! Boom!
Crystal clear MIDI humor.
I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!
My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.