Stubbornness as a lifestyle choice.
Why was the goat so upset? Because someone told him his beard looked “kidding.”
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Why was the turtle so shy at the party?
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What do you call a snake who works for the government?
A civil s...read more »
The Monkey Business
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The Duck’s Bill
When the check arrives at the pond.A duck walks into a store and ...read more »
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite type of...
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite type of music?
Hip-hop!read more »
What do you get when you...
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?
A woolly ...read more »
Why did the horse go behind...
Why did the horse go behind the tree?
To change his jockeys!read more »
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Bloody brilliant, mate!
I’m scanning this into my brain forever.
This joke is very shagadelic, man!
Shake and bake! Hilarious!
I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.
Still digging for more humor!
My mind is blown by how funny this is.
real humor for real people. keep em coming!
this is the peak of human civilization right here. lol.
found this via google search and i’m glad i did. bookmarked!