A blonde bought a new computer…
A blonde bought a new computer. The salesman told her it came with Windows. She said “That’s great! I love fresh air.”
The Goat Attitude
Stubbornness as a lifestyle choice. Why was the goat so upset? Because someone told him his beard looked “kidding.”
2025 Classic: The Elephant
I’ll “never” forget the reload. Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full Reload Edition (2025) archive. Historically Verified
2024 Archive: The Laptop “Copilot+ PC”
Why was the tech guy so excited? “It has a NPU! It has 40 TOPS! It has a dedicated AI button!” (He still only used… Read More »2024 Archive: The Laptop “Copilot+ PC”
2024 Classic: The Moana 2
“I am Moana of Motunui!” “And I am Greg of the Night Shift. Order a drink.” Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: The 2024 “Eclipse,… Read More »2024 Classic: The Moana 2
2024 Archive: The NFL in Brazil
Why were the Packers and Eagles in São Paulo? Because the NFL wanted to see if soccer fans could scream “Touchdown!” as loud as they… Read More »2024 Archive: The NFL in Brazil
2024 Archive: The Moana 2 Fan
“One, but they have to find the ‘Lost Light’ of the ancestors.” Part of the 59 Light Bulb Jokes: 2024 – The Year of the… Read More »2024 Archive: The Moana 2 Fan
2023 Archive: The Golden Bachelor
An 80-year-old man walks in and gets 20 phone numbers in ten minutes. Part of the 55 Bar Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & ChatGPT” Edition… Read More »2023 Archive: The Golden Bachelor
2023 Vintage: The Artificial Intelligence Recipe Scare
Flatly refusing to bake a cake recipe that a grandchild printed out from an AI program, claiming that “if a computer didn’t learn how to… Read More »2023 Vintage: The Artificial Intelligence Recipe Scare