Skip to content
Home » The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025 » 2017 Vintage: The Shohei Ohtani Sweepstakes

2017 Vintage: The Shohei Ohtani Sweepstakes

Why was every MLB team calling Japan? Because a guy who could throw 100 mph and hit 450-foot homers was officially a “Free Agent.”

Part of the 54 Sports Jokes: The 2017 “28-3 & The Swiss Renaissance” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025

The Boxing Match
A knockout joke for the heavyweights.My doctor told me I should t...read more »
49 Sports Jokes: The 2010 “Vuvuzelas & King's Decisions” Edition
In 2010, the sports world was loud—literally. Between the buzzing...read more »
The Soccer Mistake
A goal-oriented humor for the pitch.Why was the soccer ball so ti...read more »
The Cricket Length
A sport that lasts longer than most vacations.I watched a cricket...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Jimmie Johnson "Hall of Fame"
Why was the #48 car in a museum? Because Jimmie was finally induc...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Beer" in the Stands (Premier League)
Why were the fans so happy? Because they were testing the right t...read more »
52 Sports Jokes: The 2018 “Philly Special & The French Renaissance” Edition
In 2018, logic took a break. The backup quarterback humiliated To...read more »
54 Sports Jokes: The 2006 “Heads & Hoops” Edition
In 2006, sports were filled with drama, unexpected farewells, and...read more »
54 Sports Jokes: The 2003 “King James & Swiss Maestro” Edition
In 2003, the guard officially changed. A high school kid from Ohi...read more »
54 Sports Jokes: The 2013 “The King Retires & The Iron Man” Edition
In 2013, the sports world witnessed the end of a 26-year empire i...read more »

😜 More from category: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A guy and his wife are...
A guy and his wife are sitting and watching a boxing match on tel...read more »
46 Sports Jokes: The 2014 “Brazil’s Heartbreak & The German Machine” Edition
In 2014, sports were a mix of tropical tragedy and winter wonder....read more »
2025 Vintage: The Adrian Newey "Aston Martin" Debut
Why was Lawrence Stroll's car so fast? Because he bought the smar...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Non-Stop" Soccer Calendar
Why were the players taking naps during corners? Because between ...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Buffy_Fan9707/25/2002 09:26Slaying the competition with these jokes.
@Gladiator_Maximus07/21/2009 03:45Are you not entertained? Because I am!
@SpiderMan_Peter05/12/2008 05:39My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!
@Gnutella_User08/21/2007 21:20Peer-to-peer laughing!
@Pedro_For_Pres11/04/2007 22:48Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.
@Overly_Attached12/31/2001 19:44I’m watching you... read this joke!
@Fire_Background06/02/2012 04:26This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).
@Second_Life_Avy06/15/1995 03:30In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.

Yearly Joke Archive

Leave a Reply

Human Humor: Eco

We use 0% cookies and no tracking. Saving energy and protecting your privacy.