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1997 Classic: The “Titanic” Shadow

Why was everyone talking about a movie that wasn’t out yet? Because in early 1997, Titanic was the world’s most expensive punchline—until it became the world’s most expensive ATM.

Part of the 42 Oscars Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic, Tiaras & King of the World” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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