Why did Gladiator II take home five? Because cutting a sea battle in the middle of a stadium is a feat of Roman (and digital) engineering.
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🔥 Top 10: The Oscars Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The Best Animated Feature
Why did The Wild Robot win? Because the Academy decided that a ro...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Oppenheimer" Detonation
Why did Christopher Nolan win 7 Oscars? Because the Academy decid...read more »
40 Oscars Jokes: The 1996 “Braveheart, Apollo 13 & Whoopi’s Return” Edition
In 1996, the 68th Academy Awards brought us back to the Dorothy C...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Gladiator II" Triumph
Why did it win Best Picture? Because after 25 years, the Academy ...read more »
38 Oscars Jokes: The 1999 “Shakespeare, Spielberg & Benigni’s Leap” Edition
In 1999, the 71st Academy Awards proved that in Hollywood, a poet...read more »
2025 Classic: The Timothée Chalamet "Bob Dylan" Look
Why was he nominated? To prove that he can play a folk legend, a ...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Emilia Pérez" Triple Win
Why did the Academy give the acting award to four women at once? ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Best Sound Win
Why did the gladiators sweep? Because the sound of a rhino chargi...read more »
2025 Classic: The Pedro Pascal Appearance
Why was he the "Internet’s Daddy" on the carpet? Because in 2025,...read more »
2024 Archive: The Best Production Design
Why did Poor Things sweep the visuals? Because the world looked l...read more »
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2025 Legacy: The Best Supporting Actress Race
Why did Selena Gomez win? To prove that "Only Murders in the Buil...read more »
2024 Classic: The Best Costume Design
Why did Poor Things win? Because puffy sleeves and Victorian-punk...read more »
42 Oscars Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic, Tiaras & King of the World” Edition
In 1997, the 69th Academy Awards were less of a ceremony and more...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Best Documentary Short
Why did the "Global Warming" doc win? To remind us that the red c...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.
Peer-to-peer laughing!
Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!
Science rules! But jokes are a close second.
Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!
I see what you did there. Clever!