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2025 Archive: The “Gladiator II” Triumph

Why did it win Best Picture? Because after 25 years, the Academy decided that “Strength and Honor” is still the only investment strategy that pays off in gold statues.

Part of the 44 Oscars Jokes: The 2025 “Gladiator’s Return, Conan’s Comeback & The Musical Drug Lord” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Oscars Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2024 Classic: The Best Sound Win
Why did The Zone of Interest win? Because the sound of what you d...read more »
2024 Archive: Da’Vine Joy Randolph’s Speech
Why was it so moving? Because she proved that "Supporting" isn't ...read more »
40 Oscars Jokes: The 2019 “Green Book, Shallow Stares & Queen’s Opening” Edition
In 2019, the 91st Academy Awards proved that you don't actually n...read more »
2025 Classic: The Conan O’Brien "Red Carpet" Skit
Why was it so funny? Because he treated the A-listers like they w...read more »
41 Oscars Jokes: The 2020 “Parasite, Joker’s Speech & Eminem’s Surprise” Edition
In 2020, the 92nd Academy Awards broke the "one-inch barrier" of ...read more »
2024 Classic: The Paul Giamatti "In-N-Out" Joke
Why did Jimmy Kimmel mention it? To remind us that even if you're...read more »
2024 Vintage: Robert Downey Jr.’s Redemption
Why was his win so iconic? Because he went from the "bad boy" of ...read more »
2024 Archive: The Best Picture Win
Why did the bomb win? Because the Academy decided that "Serious C...read more »
2024 Archive: Ryan Gosling’s "Kenergy"
Why was "I’m Just Ken" the highlight of the night? Because Ryan G...read more »
2024 Classic: The Kate McKinnon "Dinosaur" Bit
Why did she talk about Steven Spielberg? To remind him that she’s...read more »

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2024 Archive: The Best Supporting Actress Race
Why did Da’Vine Joy Randolph sweep? Because her performance in Th...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Al Pacino "Best Picture" Reveal
Why did he just mumble the winner? Because when you’re Scarface, ...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Best Cinematography
Why did Hoyte van Hoytema win? For filming the inside of an atomi...read more »
43 Oscars Jokes: The 2013 “Argo, J-Law’s Trip & The Day-Lewis Hat Trick” Edition
In 2013, the 85th Academy Awards proved that Hollywood loves a co...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Doom_Guy01/07/2005 23:18Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!
@Beanie_Baby_Collector05/01/2006 22:29This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!
@Offspring_Guy07/06/2010 06:30The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
@Chocolate_Rain02/13/2002 21:26I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
@Dark_Web_Joker02/15/1998 06:26Found this on the deep end of the net.

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