In 1995, sports were physical, loud, and full of comebacks. MJ traded his baseball bat back for a basketball, Eric Cantona practiced kung fu on… Read More »45 Sports Jokes: The 1995 “I’m Back & Space Jam” Edition
Q: What do you call a dog who meditates? A: Aware wolf!
Because he wanted to wake up oily!
Just give them a 24-karat smile. It works every time.
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