2025 Archive: The “Gladiator II” Triumph
Why did it win Best Picture? Because after 25 years, the Academy decided that “Strength and Honor” is still the only investment strategy that pays… Read More »2025 Archive: The “Gladiator II” Triumph
2024 Classic: The Lewis Hamilton to Ferrari Announcement
Why was March so loud? Because announcing a 2025 move meant Lewis spent the entire 2024 season packing his bags for Maranello. Part of the… Read More »2024 Classic: The Lewis Hamilton to Ferrari Announcement
2024 Classic: The Story
She tells a story about her childhood that always proves I’m not qualified to use a toaster. Part of the 62 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2024… Read More »2024 Classic: The Story
2024 Archive: The Laser Printer Transition
The congregation praising the clean look of the weekly announcement PDF sent via email because the secretary finally discovered how to export a digital text… Read More »2024 Archive: The Laser Printer Transition
2023 Legacy: The Calculator
She used a calculator to prove someone has spent 40% of their marriage looking for the remote. Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2023… Read More »2023 Legacy: The Calculator
2022 Archive: The Beaded Glasses Chain Drop
Letting a pair of half-moon reading glasses slam violently against a heavy plastic beaded necklace every single time a family member enters the front door.… Read More »2022 Archive: The Beaded Glasses Chain Drop
2021 Legacy: Spider-Man
No Way Home: Why was the cinema so crowded in 2011? Because we needed to see if three generations of Peter Parkers pointing at each other… Read More »2021 Legacy: Spider-Man
2021 Classic: The Onion
I’m “peeling” back the layers of the Metaverse. Part of the 106 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Evergreen & Bernie’s Mittens Edition (2021) archive. Historically Verified
2020 Legacy: The Mask Mandate
Why did the lawyer love masks? Because it was the only way to hide his smirk when the judge believed his client’s alibi. Part of… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Mask Mandate
2019 Legacy: The Jojo Rabbit Imaginary Friend
Why Taika Waititi? For a movie that proved you can make a satire about WWII as long as the director plays a very silly, imaginary… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Jojo Rabbit Imaginary Friend