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2025 Classic: The Neural Link Music

 Why did the blonde start humming in the middle of a funeral? She heard music “directly in her brain” via her neural chip and forgot that nobody else could hear the beat.

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

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@Internet_Explorer_307/27/2005 20:33Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!
@The_Mask_Smokin03/04/2014 16:00P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!
@Cyber_Security_X04/20/2013 22:36Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!
@Korben_Dallas_Tax11/21/2003 12:02I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.
@Walter_Sobchak01/30/2012 00:21Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?
@Space_Jam_Lola12/17/1996 23:56Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
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