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2020 Legacy: The Mask Mandate

 Why did the lawyer love masks? Because it was the only way to hide his smirk when the judge believed his client’s alibi.

Part of the 52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2020 “Zoom Court & Force Majeure” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Vintage: The Technicality
 A lawyer sued the concept of "Real Time." He argued that "Billab...read more »
The Speeding Ticket
Fighting the law and sometimes, remarkably, winning.I told my law...read more »
The Buried Treasure
Finding value in the most unexpected places.What’s the difference...read more »
2025 Classic: The Human Surcharge
 Why did the lawyer increase his fee? He added a 20% "Organic Int...read more »
The Cat and Dog Case
When even pets need legal representation.A dog walks into a law o...read more »
47 Lawyer Jokes: The 1997 “Dancing Baby & Billable Minutes” Edition
In 1997, the legal profession discovered its "cool" side thanks t...read more »
49 Lawyer Jokes: The 1999 “Millennium Bug & Matrix Logic” Edition
In 1999, the legal world was obsessed with two things: the impend...read more »
52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2012 “Apocalypse & Swipe Right” Edition
In 2012, the legal world was split between filing "End of the Wor...read more »
2025 Archive: The ChatGPT-6 Hallucination
 A lawyer cited a law that was passed in the year 2040. He argued...read more »
50 Lawyer Jokes: The 2014 “Alexa & The Frozen Tundra” Edition
In 2014, the legal world realized that "privacy" was officially a...read more »

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46 Lawyer Jokes: The 2013 “Vine Loops & Wall Street Wolves” Edition
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2025 Vintage: The Smart Mirror
 A lawyer's mirror told him, "You look like you're about to lose....read more »
2025 Vintage: The Deepfake Alibi
 In 2025, every criminal has an alibi. "That wasn't me robbing th...read more »
The 10% Rule
Math for beginners in the world of settlements.What do you call a...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@BBS_Veteran07/03/2011 23:47Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
@Seinfeld_Fan_Club08/16/2001 19:02A joke about nothing? Love it!
@Dawson_Creek_Fan04/03/2011 23:27I am crying... with laughter!
@Tech_Support_Guy12/27/2014 08:55Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?
@Offspring_Guy02/02/1996 11:25The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
@Gaia_Online_Gold07/25/2008 13:00Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.
@Joe_Cartoon_G09/02/2007 02:17Press the button for more humor!
@StrongBad_Mail09/28/1998 14:11I’m checking my email and I found a winner!

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