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What’s the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline? You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2020 “Zoom Court & Force Majeure” Edition
In 2020, the legal world went remote. It was the year of the "Vir...read more »
52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2012 “Apocalypse & Swipe Right” Edition
In 2012, the legal world was split between filing "End of the Wor...read more »
2025 Archive: The Office Drone
Why did the lawyer sue the delivery drone? It dropped a "Cease a...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Final Word
A lawyer crossed the road to bill the chicken for "Navigational ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Closing Argument
A lawyer crossed the road to serve a subpoena to a "Fully Autono...read more »
The Lab Rat Switch
Science makes a practical adjustment for the sake of humanity.A r...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Professional Ego
A lawyer never uses "Suggested Replies" because he thinks his ow...read more »
2025 Archive: The Robot Associate
Why did the robot associate quit? It realized that even with a p...read more »
48 Lawyer Jokes: The 2002 “SOX Compliance & Reality TV” Edition
In 2002, "accountability" became the new buzzword, which ironical...read more »
2025 Classic: The Retainer Fee
He called it a "Quantum Retainer"—the money exists and doesn't e...read more »
😜 More from category: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
53 Lawyer Jokes: The 2004 “Social Media & Search Engine IPO” Edition
In 2004, the legal landscape shifted forever. With the birth of F...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Legacy
The most 2025 thing a lawyer did was bill a client for "Time spe...read more »
50 Lawyer Jokes: The 2014 “Alexa & The Frozen Tundra” Edition
In 2014, the legal world realized that "privacy" was officially a...read more »
2025 Classic: The Turing Test Trial
A lawyer failed the Turing Test in court. The judge didn't care ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than a headshot in Complex!
Get in loser, we are going laughing!
My processor can barely handle this much humor!
Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
A joke for the end of the world.
In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!
Hacking into the comedy mainframe.
found this via google search and i’m glad i did. bookmarked!
is this actually deep or am i just tired? lol.
who writes these?? they are so creative in their stupidity lol.