The Buried Treasure
Finding value in the most unexpected places. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline? You take your shoes off to jump on a… Read More »The Buried Treasure
2025 Archive: The “Transformation” of the Marine Corps (Final Form)
Why only drones? To prove that a Marine’s “Aggression” can be perfectly programmed into a 4-pound quadcopter. Part of the 32 Military Jokes: The 2025… Read More »2025 Archive: The “Transformation” of the Marine Corps (Final Form)
2025 Legacy: The Beaded Glasses Chain Drop
Letting a pair of half-moon reading glasses slam violently against a heavy plastic beaded necklace every single time a family member enters the front door.… Read More »2025 Legacy: The Beaded Glasses Chain Drop
2024 Vintage: The Buick Sedan Empty Periscope
Driving behind a massive steel car and observing that the driver’s seat appears completely empty except for a tiny patch of white hair hovering over… Read More »2024 Vintage: The Buick Sedan Empty Periscope
2024 Archive: The AI Cover Peak
Why is Frank Sinatra singing “Houdini”? Algorithms got so good the world started missing real human mistakes. Part of the 42 Musician & Rock Star… Read More »2024 Archive: The AI Cover Peak
2024 Archive: The Stanley Cup Obsession
“I bought the new 2024 limited edition shade of beige!” “Kevin, it’s a $50 cup that holds water. You’re not an ‘influencer’, you’re just a guy with… Read More »2024 Archive: The Stanley Cup Obsession
2024 Legacy: The Twisters Reboot
Why were we watching the clouds? Because Glenn Powell made storm-chasing look so cool we all wanted to tie our grills to the porch with… Read More »2024 Legacy: The Twisters Reboot
2023 Classic: The Anyone But You
I told her we’re a rom-com. She said, “This is a ‘Drama-edy’ and you’re the comic relief.” Part of the 56 Marriage Jokes: The 2023… Read More »2023 Classic: The Anyone But You
2023 Vintage: The Self-Centering Altar Camera
A modern webcam with a motion-tracking sensor installed in the chapel losing track of the priest during the recessional and spending ten minutes locked onto… Read More »2023 Vintage: The Self-Centering Altar Camera
2021 Legacy: Squid Game
Why did everyone start wearing green tracksuits in 2021? Because Netflix convinced us that competing for billions of won in a playground of death was… Read More »2021 Legacy: Squid Game