2023 Classic: The Anyone But You

I told her we’re a rom-com. She said, “This is a ‘Drama-edy’ and you’re the comic relief.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

The ultimate symbol of power in the modern living room.We have a ...read more »

It turns red when I’m about to say something stupid. The house h...read more »

Losing weight is easier when you have someone to suffer with.My w...read more »

In 2006, marriage was about dodging a Wii remote thrown by your s...read more »

Thinking about the future, one policy at a time.My wife took out ...read more »

“A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of...read more »

A happy marriage is a long conversation that always seems too sho...read more »

My wife asked me: „What are you doing today?” I said: „Nothing.” ...read more »

In 2025, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of managing...read more »

I thought about a sandwich. A drone delivered one five minutes l...read more »

In 2011, marriage was about the high-stakes introduction of Siri ...read more »

A magical moment that reveals the truth about aging.My wife blew ...read more »

In 2014, marriage was about navigating the "Ice Bucket Challenge"...read more »

In 2022, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of not spoi...read more »

@Zoolander_Derek10/12/2005 13:51What is this? A joke for ants?

@Winamp_Playlist03/27/2009 13:32Shuffling... and this joke came up first!

@Green_Day_Fan01/20/2005 22:38Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.

@Weird_Science_G07/31/2009 08:46We created a monster... of a joke!

@Evil_Kermit_M05/28/2008 03:32Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.

@Space_Background09/16/2005 05:21The stars are aligned for this joke.

@DMOZ_Volunteer01/15/2015 17:17Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.

@Delicious_Links03/31/2003 00:45Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!