2025 Legacy: The Neural-Shopping

I thought about a sandwich. A drone delivered one five minutes later. My wife said, “Think about a diamond ring next time.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

A happy marriage is a long conversation that always seems too sho...read more »

“Some people ask the secret of Anthony’s long marriage. They take...read more »

A 50/50 split that feels more like 90/10.Marriage is a beautiful ...read more »

“A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of...read more »

It detects my snoring and tilts the mattress until I roll off on...read more »

In 2017, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of investin...read more »

In 2004, marriage entered the era of social media distraction and...read more »

Nostalgia is a powerful tool, if you use it correctly.I told my w...read more »

"Yes, dear." (Synced across all devices, including the smart-toa...read more »

Nighttime melodies that only a spouse can truly appreciate.My wif...read more »

Compatibility is tested at 7:00 AM sharp.My wife is a morning per...read more »

A police officer jumps into his squad car and calls the station....read more »

In 1999, marriage was a mix of pre-millennial tension and tech-dr...read more »

When a couple gets married, why is it that the woman changes her ...read more »

@Jurassic_Park_Fan06/26/2004 11:14Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.

@Burning_CDs12/08/2003 16:54I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!

@Skate_Or_Die_9908/29/1999 11:20Totally gnarly humor, dude!

@Total_Recall_Fan10/17/2006 14:01Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!

@Better_Off_Dead04/30/2006 15:23I want my two dollars! And a laugh!

@Chocolate_Rain07/16/1998 16:40I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.

@I_See_What_You10/05/2001 15:22I see what you did there. Clever!