2025 Archive: The Last Word

“Yes, dear.” (Synced across all devices, including the smart-toaster).

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

In 2007, marriage was about the high-stakes transition from "dumb...read more »

“All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that ...read more »

Survival of the fittest at the local shopping mall.I’ve been wait...read more »

The house plays music based on my mood. It’s been playing "Loser...read more »

In 2021, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of planning...read more »

In 2005, marriage was about the dawn of the "viral video," the pe...read more »

Two voices, one car, and zero agreement on the route.My wife does...read more »

When the quietest moments are the loudest ones in the house.My wi...read more »

I told her I’m being haunted by a dead AI. She said, "That’s jus...read more »

In 2002, marriage was about the first big-screen Spider-Man,...read more »

A 50/50 split that feels more like 90/10.Marriage is a beautiful ...read more »

“Some people ask the secret of Anthony’s long marriage. They take...read more »

My watch told me I lost 500 "Aura points" for forgetting to say ...read more »

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.read more »

@Silicon_Valley_Fan04/02/2015 10:27This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.

@Bam_Margera_Fan05/07/2006 07:53Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!

@BackToFuture_M07/23/2003 22:21Great Scott! This joke is from the future!

@Gremlins_Gizmo09/03/1998 21:48Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!

@Hansel_So_Hot12/23/1996 11:20That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.

@Mocking_Sponge05/24/2004 07:20mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.

@Xanga_Skin_Maker04/18/1997 21:33This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.

@Runescape_Noob06/22/2007 22:58Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!