Two voices, one car, and zero agreement on the route.
My wife doesn’t need a GPS. She has something better: an innate ability to tell me I missed the turn three seconds after I passed it.
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🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025 Archive
1. 2024 Legacy: The Status
2024. Still married. Still don't have enough "Aura" to win an argument.Part of the 60 Marriage J... read more »
2024. Still married. Still don't have enough "Aura" to win an argument.Part of the 60 Marriage J... read more »
2. 66 Marriage Jokes: The 2018 “Fortnite & Thanos” Edition
In 2018, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the "Thanos Snap" (joking about which i... read more »
In 2018, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the "Thanos Snap" (joking about which i... read more »
3. 2016 Classic: The Pokémon Logic
"I caught a Pikachu in the bathroom!" "I caught you not cleaning the toilet. Who wins?"Part of t... read more »
"I caught a Pikachu in the bathroom!" "I caught you not cleaning the toilet. Who wins?"Part of t... read more »
4. 2003 Vintage: The Hulk
I told her she wouldn't like me when I’m angry. She said, "I don't like you when you’re hungry e... read more »
I told her she wouldn't like me when I’m angry. She said, "I don't like you when you’re hungry e... read more »
5. 2015 Classic: The Dadbod
I told her my belly is a "luxury item." She said, "Then it’s time to downsize the inventory."Par... read more »
I told her my belly is a "luxury item." She said, "Then it’s time to downsize the inventory."Par... read more »
6. 2014 Archive: The Horrible Bosses 2
I told her I’m starting a business. She said, "Start by finishing the 'business' of cleaning the... read more »
I told her I’m starting a business. She said, "Start by finishing the 'business' of cleaning the... read more »
7. 2005 Vintage: The Hitch
I told her I’m a "Date Doctor." She told me I’m more like a "Date Intern" who still needs a lot ... read more »
I told her I’m a "Date Doctor." She told me I’m more like a "Date Intern" who still needs a lot ... read more »
8. 2011 Legacy: The Footloose Remake
I told her I want to dance. She said, "The only thing 'loose' in this house is the tile in the k... read more »
I told her I want to dance. She said, "The only thing 'loose' in this house is the tile in the k... read more »
9. 1997 Vintage: The Rotato
My husband is obsessed with the "Rotato." He spent an hour peeling one potato with a crank-handl... read more »
My husband is obsessed with the "Rotato." He spent an hour peeling one potato with a crank-handl... read more »
10. 2015 Vintage: The Hotline Bling Logic
"You used to call me on my cell phone." My wife: "I still do, but you never answer, so I have to... read more »
"You used to call me on my cell phone." My wife: "I still do, but you never answer, so I have to... read more »
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who even comes up with these? lmao, shared it with my family group chat.
i’m bookmarking this specific page. i need this energy.
simply hilarious. thank u for the smile today!