Two voices, one car, and zero agreement on the route.
My wife doesn’t need a GPS. She has something better: an innate ability to tell me I missed the turn three seconds after I passed it.
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
The Snoring Symphony
Nighttime melodies that only a spouse can truly appreciate.My wif...read more »
60 Marriage Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine & Crypto” Edition
In 2021, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of planning...read more »
63 Marriage Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World & Instagram” Edition
In 2012, marriage was about navigating the "End of the World" hyp...read more »
62 Marriage Jokes: The 2022 “Wordle & Multiverse” Edition
In 2022, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of not spoi...read more »
“All marriages are happy–it’s the living...
“All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that ...read more »
The Grocery List
A simple errand that becomes a test of character.I went to the st...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Smart Lighting
It turns red when I’m about to say something stupid. The house h...read more »
2025 Archive: The Smart Windows
They turn opaque when I try to look at the neighbor’s new car. M...read more »
The Selective Memory
Remembering the important dates... and everything else.My wife ha...read more »
The Marriage Counselor
Professional advice for the amateur husband.The counselor told us...read more »
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61 Marriage Jokes: The 2010 “Instagram & Inception” Edition
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A recent study has found that...
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2025 Vintage: The Hologram Kids
I told them to clean their room. They just flickered and disappe...read more »
2025 Classic: The VR Gym
I told her I’m training to be a gladiator. She said, "You’re jus...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!
You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
My joke just digivolved into a better one!
I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!
who even comes up with these? lmao, shared it with my family group chat.
i’m bookmarking this specific page. i need this energy.
simply hilarious. thank u for the smile today!