2025 Archive: The Smart Windows

They turn opaque when I try to look at the neighbor’s new car. My wife says it’s a “Envy Filter.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

Preparing the house for the ultimate inspection.My wife spends fo...read more »

I told her I’m "HODLing" again. She said, "You’re 'HODLing' onto...read more »

“A couple was getting married, and it was only three days before ...read more »

In 2019, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of avoiding...read more »

I thought about a sandwich. A drone delivered one five minutes l...read more »

My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.read more »

In 2001, marriage was about the arrival of the first iPod, the ci...read more »

My wife installed a 3D hologram of her mother in the guest room....read more »

My wife asked me: „What are you doing today?” I said: „Nothing.” ...read more »

In 2012, marriage was about navigating the "End of the World" hyp...read more »

The grass grows to a certain height and then "retracts." I told ...read more »

In 2008, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the hous...read more »

I told her I want to delete the memory of our last argument. She...read more »

“All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that ...read more »

@SpiceGirls_Fan10/31/2009 22:29Tell me what you want, what you really really want... more jokes!

@Men_In_Black_J10/20/1995 12:35Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!

@Flash_Player_Fan07/26/2009 18:21Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!

@Lord_Of_Rings_Gimli02/13/1999 02:14That still only counts as one laugh!

@Chain_Mail_Hater09/21/1998 05:00I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!

@Grumpy_Cat_Real03/01/2010 21:23I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).

@Bad_Luck_Brian12/02/2011 01:38Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.