2017 Joke: My Wife And I

My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

I told her we should go to the moon. She said, "You get motion s...read more »

Preparing the house for the ultimate inspection.My wife spends fo...read more »

Compatibility is tested at 7:00 AM sharp.My wife is a morning per...read more »

Navigating the most dangerous question in history.My wife asked i...read more »

A simple errand that becomes a test of character.I went to the st...read more »

Husband: “Honey, if I died, would you get married again?” Wife: “...read more »

In 2021, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of planning...read more »

Remembering the important dates... and everything else.My wife ha...read more »

In 2018, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the "Tha...read more »

In 2000, marriage survived the Y2K bug only to face the challenge...read more »

In 1998, marriage was defined by the transition from the angst of...read more »

In 2017, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of investin...read more »

In 2022, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of not spoi...read more »

It detects my snoring and tilts the mattress until I roll off on...read more »

@Matrix_Glitch04/13/1996 14:05There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.

@South_Park_Cartman07/02/2011 22:00Respect my authoritah! This is funny.

@Starship_Troopers10/12/2007 11:14I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).

@Trainspotting_Rent06/14/2006 07:49Choose life. Choose a joke.

@Uncle_Rico_9803/14/2012 02:23I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.

@Bad_Luck_Brian06/08/2008 16:38Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.

@Ultima_Online_V05/02/2012 00:53Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?

@David_After_Dent04/11/2004 03:29Is this real life? Or is it just funny?