I told her we should go to the moon. She said, “You get motion sickness on an elevator. Stay on the ground.”
Part of the 65 Marriage Jokes: The 2025 “GPT-5 & Digital Twins” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
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I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!
He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
That was intense... and funny!
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