Remembering the important dates… and everything else.
My wife has a photographic memory. Unfortunately, she only uses it to remind me of what I said during an argument in 2012.
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
A police officer jumps into his...
A police officer jumps into his squad car and calls the station....read more »
The GPS Correction
Two voices, one car, and zero agreement on the route.My wife does...read more »
62 Marriage Jokes: The 2022 “Wordle & Multiverse” Edition
In 2022, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of not spoi...read more »
64 Marriage Jokes: The 2015 “Apple Watch & Hotline Bling” Edition
In 2015, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of "The Dre...read more »
“Some people ask the secret of...
“Some people ask the secret of Anthony’s long marriage. They take...read more »
“A couple had been married for...
“A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of...read more »
62 Marriage Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Bitcoin” Edition
In 2017, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of investin...read more »
55 Marriage Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Minivan” Edition
In 1996, marriage was about navigating the transition from flanne...read more »
The Romantic Dinner
Trying to keep the spark alive in the middle of a busy week.I tri...read more »
2025 Classic: The Bio-Hacking
He’s drinking "Blue Sludge" to live to 150. I told him I can't h...read more »
😜 More from category: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The GPT-5
I asked the new AI to "mediate" our argument about the thermosta...read more »
1997 Joke: Before Marriage A Man
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about so...read more »
2025 Classic: The VR Gym
I told her I’m training to be a gladiator. She said, "You’re jus...read more »
A recent study has found that...
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weig...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!
Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
Click of death? No, click of laughter!
Crystal clear MIDI humor.
What a feeling! (Being funny).
Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!
Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.
literally me every single morning. why is this so accurate??
i’m laughing so much my stomach hurts. pure vibes.
shared this in our family chat. my grandma actually loved it!