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The Selective Memory

Remembering the important dates… and everything else.

My wife has a photographic memory. Unfortunately, she only uses it to remind me of what I said during an argument in 2012.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

A police officer jumps into his...
A police officer jumps into his squad car and calls the station....read more »
The GPS Correction
Two voices, one car, and zero agreement on the route.My wife does...read more »
62 Marriage Jokes: The 2022 “Wordle & Multiverse” Edition
In 2022, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of not spoi...read more »
64 Marriage Jokes: The 2015 “Apple Watch & Hotline Bling” Edition
In 2015, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of "The Dre...read more »
“Some people ask the secret of...
“Some people ask the secret of Anthony’s long marriage. They take...read more »
“A couple had been married for...
“A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of...read more »
62 Marriage Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Bitcoin” Edition
In 2017, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of investin...read more »
55 Marriage Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Minivan” Edition
In 1996, marriage was about navigating the transition from flanne...read more »
The Romantic Dinner
Trying to keep the spark alive in the middle of a busy week.I tri...read more »
2025 Classic: The Bio-Hacking
 He’s drinking "Blue Sludge" to live to 150. I told him I can't h...read more »

😜 More from category: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Classic: The GPT-5
 I asked the new AI to "mediate" our argument about the thermosta...read more »
1997 Joke: Before Marriage A Man
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about so...read more »
2025 Classic: The VR Gym
 I told her I’m training to be a gladiator. She said, "You’re jus...read more »
A recent study has found that...
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weig...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Cyber_Traveler11/24/2008 07:50Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!
@Pulp_Fiction_Jules11/29/2012 18:28Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
@Zip_Drive_Owner12/22/2015 04:27Click of death? No, click of laughter!
@SoundBlaster_AWE02/06/1997 03:17Crystal clear MIDI humor.
@Flashdance_What06/09/2013 20:35What a feeling! (Being funny).
@Wayne_World_Ex08/12/2009 09:09Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!
@Tina_Eat_Food02/23/2005 16:36Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
@Noob_Slayer_X03/08/2007 17:53Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.

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