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🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The GPT-5
I asked the new AI to "mediate" our argument about the thermosta...read more »
1997 Joke: Before Marriage A Man
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about so...read more »
2006 Joke: Marriage Is Like A
Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need i...read more »
2000 Joke: A Happy Marriage Is
A happy marriage is a long conversation that always seems too sho...read more »
55 Marriage Jokes: The 1995 “Classic Compromise” Edition
In 1995, marriage was a world of shared landlines, tangled casset...read more »
2025 Classic: The Autonomous Exit
I tried to leave the house after a fight, but the smart car lock...read more »
63 Marriage Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World & Instagram” Edition
In 2012, marriage was about navigating the "End of the World" hyp...read more »
The Social Media Post
The difference between the digital life and the real one.My wife ...read more »
The Life Insurance
Thinking about the future, one policy at a time.My wife took out ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Holo-Chef
I told her the AI chef is better than her. She told the AI chef ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
65 Marriage Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Tamagotchi” Edition
In 1997, marriage was about surviving the three-hour emotional ma...read more »
Why is this so relatable?
My wife asked me: „What are you doing today?” I said: „Nothing.” ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The AI Podcast
He started a show where he interviews himself. I told him he’s h...read more »
The DIY Expert
Fixing things around the house... or making them worse.My wife as...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!
Shake and bake! Hilarious!
I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!
Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!