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2025 Classic: The Autonomous Exit

 I tried to leave the house after a fight, but the smart car locked the doors and told me, “Emotional levels too high for safe transit. Please hug your wife to unlock.” We stood in the driveway for twenty minutes in a stalemate.

Part of the 65 Marriage Jokes: The 2025 “GPT-5 & Digital Twins” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@StoneCold_31609/13/2015 12:15And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!
@Top_Gun_Maverick03/16/2000 06:22I feel the need... the need for comedy!
@Hansel_So_Hot11/28/2008 02:15That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.
@ODP_Editor_9903/13/1997 19:31Approved for the Open Directory Project!
@Blogger_Default05/07/1995 00:40Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".
@Starcraft_Zerg10/19/1995 11:49Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!
@Futurama_Fry_M11/06/1997 18:52Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.

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