I tried to leave the house after a fight, but the smart car locked the doors and told me, “Emotional levels too high for safe transit. Please hug your wife to unlock.” We stood in the driveway for twenty minutes in a stalemate.
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Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".
Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!
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