Losing weight is easier when you have someone to suffer with.
My wife and I started a new diet together. We’ve already lost three days of happiness and two nights of sleep.
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Holo-Chef
I told her the AI chef is better than her. She told the AI chef ...read more »
The Birthday Wish
A magical moment that reveals the truth about aging.My wife blew ...read more »
The Social Media Post
The difference between the digital life and the real one.My wife ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Smart Blanket
It detects when I’m "hogging" it and sends a small electric shoc...read more »
2025 Classic: The Drone Delivery
My beer arrived via drone. It landed on the neighbor’s roof. I t...read more »
My wife and I were happy...
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.read more »
2025 Vintage: The Smart Scales
It told me "One at a time, please." I was standing there alone. ...read more »
The Grocery List
A simple errand that becomes a test of character.I went to the st...read more »
70 Marriage Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & iPod” Edition
In 2001, marriage was about the arrival of the first iPod, the ci...read more »
The Selective Memory
Remembering the important dates... and everything else.My wife ha...read more »
😜 More from category: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
55 Marriage Jokes: The 1995 “Classic Compromise” Edition
In 1995, marriage was a world of shared landlines, tangled casset...read more »
“A couple was getting married, and...
“A couple was getting married, and it was only three days before ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Space Tourism
I told her we should go to the moon. She said, "You get motion s...read more »
Why is this so relatable?
My wife asked me: „What are you doing today?” I said: „Nothing.” ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.
Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!
To infinity and beyond hilarious!
Laughing is as laughing does.
Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!
I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!
My fist is clenched... with joy!
I should make a game about this joke.
Keep Calm and Read More Jokes.
i’m laughing so much my stomach hurts. pure vibes.
classic human humor. zero ai, zero nonsense.
found this via google search and i’m glad i did. bookmarked!