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The Diet Partner

Losing weight is easier when you have someone to suffer with.

My wife and I started a new diet together. We’ve already lost three days of happiness and two nights of sleep.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Classic: The Holo-Chef
 I told her the AI chef is better than her. She told the AI chef ...read more »
The Birthday Wish
A magical moment that reveals the truth about aging.My wife blew ...read more »
The Social Media Post
The difference between the digital life and the real one.My wife ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Smart Blanket
 It detects when I’m "hogging" it and sends a small electric shoc...read more »
2025 Classic: The Drone Delivery
 My beer arrived via drone. It landed on the neighbor’s roof. I t...read more »
My wife and I were happy...
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.read more »
2025 Vintage: The Smart Scales
 It told me "One at a time, please." I was standing there alone. ...read more »
The Grocery List
A simple errand that becomes a test of character.I went to the st...read more »
70 Marriage Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & iPod” Edition
In 2001, marriage was about the arrival of the first iPod, the ci...read more »
The Selective Memory
Remembering the important dates... and everything else.My wife ha...read more »

😜 More from category: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

55 Marriage Jokes: The 1995 “Classic Compromise” Edition
In 1995, marriage was a world of shared landlines, tangled casset...read more »
“A couple was getting married, and...
“A couple was getting married, and it was only three days before ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Space Tourism
 I told her we should go to the moon. She said, "You get motion s...read more »
Why is this so relatable?
My wife asked me: „What are you doing today?” I said: „Nothing.” ...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Tamagotchi_Dad03/01/2008 23:10Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.
@Lycos_Dog07/05/2000 20:36Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!
@Toy_Story_Buzz06/14/1998 16:08To infinity and beyond hilarious!
@Forrest_Gump_Running09/06/2003 23:24Laughing is as laughing does.
@Napster_Search11/06/1995 02:54Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
@Nu_Metal_Kid07/03/2007 17:23I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!
@He_Man_Power06/09/2007 20:02I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!
@Arthur_Fist_Fan07/21/2000 00:39My fist is clenched... with joy!
@Flash_Game_Dev09/11/1998 17:51I should make a game about this joke.
@Keep_Calm_Fan08/07/1996 21:09Keep Calm and Read More Jokes.

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