My wife and I were happy…

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

It’s finally here. My husband hasn't left the simulation in a mo...read more »

A simple errand that becomes a test of character.I went to the st...read more »

It only gives me 2 minutes of hot water to "save the planet." My...read more »

“A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of...read more »

He started a show where he interviews himself. I told him he’s h...read more »

I sent my avatar to her sister’s wedding. She sent her avatar to...read more »

I told her the steak tastes like plastic. She said, "That’s beca...read more »

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your l...read more »

We got a bot to help with the chores. It refused to clean my off...read more »

Marriage is when a man and woman become one. The trouble starts w...read more »

Fixing things around the house... or making them worse.My wife as...read more »

A tactical guide to winning every domestic debate.I always have t...read more »

My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.read more »

The eternal struggle for the perfect indoor climate.Marriage is j...read more »

@Buffy_Fan9708/04/2012 17:21Slaying the competition with these jokes.

@Harry_Potter_0106/06/2012 17:36Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!

@Shrek_Donkey09/07/1999 18:01And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!

@Fargo_Marge05/20/2013 15:11Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.

@Keep_Calm_Fan08/09/2004 23:20Keep Calm and Read More Jokes.

@Tablet_User_1010/28/2009 14:37Tapping my way to a good mood.