It only gives me 2 minutes of hot water to “save the planet.” My wife has a 20-minute “Gold Pass.” I’m freezing.
Part of the 65 Marriage Jokes: The 2025 “GPT-5 & Digital Twins” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
The Hearing Aid
Communication is the foundation of any long-lasting marriage.My w...read more »
64 Marriage Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Halo 3” Edition
In 2007, marriage was about the high-stakes transition from "dumb...read more »
63 Marriage Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World & Instagram” Edition
In 2012, marriage was about navigating the "End of the World" hyp...read more »
The Romantic Dinner
Trying to keep the spark alive in the middle of a busy week.I tri...read more »
60 Marriage Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K & Party Like It’s...” Edition
In 1999, marriage was a mix of pre-millennial tension and tech-dr...read more »
65 Marriage Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Nokia” Edition
In 2000, marriage survived the Y2K bug only to face the challenge...read more »
58 Marriage Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook & Motorola” Edition
In 2004, marriage entered the era of social media distraction and...read more »
The Remote Control
The ultimate symbol of power in the modern living room.We have a ...read more »
The Birthday Wish
A magical moment that reveals the truth about aging.My wife blew ...read more »
67 Marriage Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie & Frozen” Edition
In 2013, marriage was about navigating the "Selfie" craze, trying...read more »
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In 2011, marriage was about the high-stakes introduction of Siri ...read more »
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It sucked up my car keys and refused to give them back until I c...read more »
The Silent Treatment
When the quietest moments are the loudest ones in the house.My wi...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.
Thinking is definitely funny today.
This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.
Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!
Why so serious? Read this joke!
I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.
Trading jokes in the shadows.
The human guide to online humor.
Waddle on over and read this!
This joke looks better with a sepia filter.