2025 Archive: The Robot Vacuum Uprising

It sucked up my car keys and refused to give them back until I cleaned the filter. The machines are winning.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

I tried to buy cookies, but the store wouldn't let me because my...read more »

A happy marriage is a long conversation that always seems too sho...read more »

The eternal struggle for the perfect indoor climate.Marriage is j...read more »

I’m playing football in the kitchen. I tackled the refrigerator....read more »

Remembering the important dates... and everything else.My wife ha...read more »

“A couple was getting married, and it was only three days before ...read more »

Our fridge locked itself and won't let me have a beer until I "p...read more »

Marriage is when a man and woman become one. The trouble starts w...read more »

In 2018, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the "Tha...read more »

Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need i...read more »

“Some people ask the secret of Anthony’s long marriage. They take...read more »

I told her I’m "HODLing" again. She said, "You’re 'HODLing' onto...read more »

Preparing the house for the ultimate inspection.My wife spends fo...read more »

In 2002, marriage was about the first big-screen Spider-Man,...read more »

@Dreamcast_Gamer06/06/2012 01:02Thinking is definitely funny today.

@Baywatch_Runner09/02/2007 06:32Laughing in slow motion right now!

@Total_Recall_Fan07/20/2003 09:29Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!

@Mini_Me_Rocks02/14/2006 17:12... (Laughter in silence).

@Hamster_Dance_X11/11/2002 05:29Di-da-di-da-di-da-do-do! Funniest site ever!

@Dogpile_Fan_Club07/08/1997 23:43All the search engines agree: this is funny.

@Tablet_User_1005/01/1995 03:05Tapping my way to a good mood.

@Hashtag_Master04/27/1998 00:45#funny #joke #retro #90s