I tried to buy cookies, but the store wouldn’t let me because my “Cholesterol Level” was too high. My wife is the one who programmed the limit.
Part of the 65 Marriage Jokes: The 2025 “GPT-5 & Digital Twins” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
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