2025 Archive: The Smart Bed

It detects my snoring and tilts the mattress until I roll off onto the floor. My wife says it’s “Innovative.” I say it’s “Assault.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

I sent my avatar to her sister’s wedding. She sent her avatar to...read more »

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I asked my wife if I was the only one she’s ever been with. She s...read more »

Communication is the foundation of any long-lasting marriage.My w...read more »

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A magical moment that reveals the truth about aging.My wife blew ...read more »

In 2017, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of investin...read more »

Navigating the most dangerous question in history.My wife asked i...read more »

My beer arrived via drone. It landed on the neighbor’s roof. I t...read more »

Nighttime melodies that only a spouse can truly appreciate.My wif...read more »

Professional advice for the amateur husband.The counselor told us...read more »

The eternal struggle for the perfect indoor climate.Marriage is j...read more »

In 1995, marriage was a world of shared landlines, tangled casset...read more »

Two voices, one car, and zero agreement on the route.My wife does...read more »

@Lycos_Dog08/06/2005 17:15Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!

@Beverly_Hills_9021005/22/1998 13:24The coolest joke in the zip code.

@BitTorrent_0112/25/2014 19:07Seeding this joke for everyone else.

@Requiem_Dreamer05/20/2005 10:01That was intense... and funny!

@Snatch_Mickey10/18/1999 23:47Do ya like dags? And jokes?

@Heathers_Winona08/26/2003 06:55Greetings and salutations! Very funny.