Nighttime melodies that only a spouse can truly appreciate.
My wife says I snore so loud I once woke up the neighbors. I told her that’s impossible because I can’t even wake myself up.
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
2000 Joke: Husband “Honey If I
Husband: “Honey, if I died, would you get married again?” Wife: “...read more »
2025 Classic: The Space Tourism
I told her we should go to the moon. She said, "You get motion s...read more »
60 Marriage Jokes: The 2024 “Eclipse & AI Overlords” Edition
In 2024, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the Tota...read more »
2025 Archive: The 2025 Wrap-up
We looked at our digital memories. 90% AI-generated, 10% us argu...read more »
62 Marriage Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Bitcoin” Edition
In 2017, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of investin...read more »
2025 Classic: The Smart Toaster
It burned "I HATE YOU" into my toast. I told my wife she needs t...read more »
57 Marriage Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Election” Edition
In 2016, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the most...read more »
2025 Archive: The AI Seductress
My husband is flirting with his OS. I told him her voice is just...read more »
2024 Joke: Marriage Is When A
Marriage is when a man and woman become one. The trouble starts w...read more »
The GPS Correction
Two voices, one car, and zero agreement on the route.My wife does...read more »
😜 More from category: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
When a couple gets married, why...
When a couple gets married, why is it that the woman changes her ...read more »
“A couple was getting married, and...
“A couple was getting married, and it was only three days before ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Smart Home Uprising
The house refused to let us in until we apologized to the vacuum...read more »
2025 Classic: The AI Closet
It won't let me wear my 2014 cargo shorts. The doors just stay l...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
The farce is strong with this one!
Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.
I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.
Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.
This joke is very shagadelic, man!
Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.
Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.
High five for this joke!
shared this with my coworkers. now nobody is working.
lol, my brother is going to hate me for sending him this.
this is the peak of human civilization right here. lol.