2025 Classic: The Smart Toaster

It burned “I HATE YOU” into my toast. I told my wife she needs to stop talking to the appliances behind my back.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.read more »

In 2020, marriage was an extreme endurance sport played entirely ...read more »

In 2010, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of sharing ...read more »

A 50/50 split that feels more like 90/10.Marriage is a beautiful ...read more »

Nostalgia is a powerful tool, if you use it correctly.I told my w...read more »

In 2015, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of "The Dre...read more »

In 2014, marriage was about navigating the "Ice Bucket Challenge"...read more »

It told me "One at a time, please." I was standing there alone. ...read more »

In 1997, marriage was about surviving the three-hour emotional ma...read more »

In 2016, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the most...read more »

Everything is so fast. Now my wife’s "I told you so" reaches me ...read more »

It won't let me in after 10 PM. It says, "User 'Husband' has exc...read more »

In 2022, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of not spoi...read more »

The house plays music based on my mood. It’s been playing "Loser...read more »

@Eminem_Fan_0008/11/2013 13:56Will the real funny joke please stand up?

@Fargo_Marge01/22/2014 19:38Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.

@Goosebumps_Kid07/28/1996 03:17Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!

@Dr_Evil_Pinky02/08/2000 11:19One billion... laughs!

@Delicious_Links02/11/2013 21:28Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!

@Tuenti_Specialist08/01/2009 17:54A classic from the Spanish web too!