My husband is flirting with his OS. I told him her voice is just a recording of me from 2015. He stopped immediately.
Part of the 65 Marriage Jokes: The 2025 “GPT-5 & Digital Twins” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Oops, I laughed again!
Bloody brilliant, mate!
Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!
What a feeling! (Being funny).
Spinning my leek and laughing at this!
Scouting the web for gems like this.
Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.
Me Gusta this joke. Very much.