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The Secret to 50 Years

Wisdom from a couple who survived the test of time.

An old man was asked the secret to his 50-year marriage. He said: “We go to a nice restaurant twice a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music, and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

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55 Marriage Jokes: The 1995 “Classic Compromise” Edition
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55 Marriage Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Minivan” Edition
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69 Marriage Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & Friendster” Edition
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2025 Classic: The Bio-Hacking
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2025 Legacy: The AI Gardener
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67 Marriage Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie & Frozen” Edition
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The Remote Control
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@SoundBlaster_1603/25/2000 03:34I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!
@Blockbuster_Refugee04/23/2009 23:02Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
@Pirates_Jack_S06/20/2000 15:57But you have heard of this joke!
@Pentium_Power07/07/2009 16:40My processor can barely handle this much humor!
@G_I_Joe_Real07/18/2014 11:45And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.
@Top_Gun_Maverick01/01/2002 19:21I feel the need... the need for comedy!
@Ultima_Online_V06/14/2015 11:21Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?

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