Wisdom from a couple who survived the test of time.
An old man was asked the secret to his 50-year marriage. He said: “We go to a nice restaurant twice a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music, and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.”
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
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55 Marriage Jokes: The 1995 “Classic Compromise” Edition
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55 Marriage Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Minivan” Edition
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69 Marriage Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & Friendster” Edition
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2025 Classic: The Bio-Hacking
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In 2013, marriage was about navigating the "Selfie" craze, trying...read more »
The Remote Control
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!
Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
But you have heard of this joke!
My processor can barely handle this much humor!
And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.
I feel the need... the need for comedy!
Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?
i’ve heard a version of this in london, but this one is much better.
lol, i love the “logic” here. it almost makes sense.
i dont get it… oh, wait! now i see it. lol, i am so slow today.