Preparing the house for the ultimate inspection.
My wife spends four hours cleaning the house because her mother is visiting. I told her her mother isn’t coming to check for dust; she’s coming to check for flaws in my character.
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
70 Marriage Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & Smartphone” Edition
In 2002, marriage was about the first big-screen Spider-Man,...read more »
The Argument Winner
A tactical guide to winning every domestic debate.I always have t...read more »
2025 Archive: The Robot Butler
We got a bot to help with the chores. It refused to clean my off...read more »
2025 Classic: The Aura Tracker
My watch told me I lost 500 "Aura points" for forgetting to say ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Choice
"Should we get the iBrain upgrade?" "Will it make you remember t...read more »
2000 Joke: Husband “Honey If I
Husband: “Honey, if I died, would you get married again?” Wife: “...read more »
2025 Joke: Marriage Lets You Annoy
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your l...read more »
56 Marriage Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & AI” Edition
In 2023, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the "Bar...read more »
The Shopping Marathon
Survival of the fittest at the local shopping mall.I’ve been wait...read more »
The Selective Memory
Remembering the important dates... and everything else.My wife ha...read more »
😜 More from category: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: The AI Seductress
My husband is flirting with his OS. I told him her voice is just...read more »
2017 Joke: My Wife And I
My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.read more »
2025 Vintage: The Avatar Date
I sent my avatar to her sister’s wedding. She sent her avatar to...read more »
The Grocery List
A simple errand that becomes a test of character.I went to the st...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
Rare humor found in the deep web.
I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!
The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!
Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!
this is why we have the internet. for this kind of gold.
lol, i actually spit out my coffee. thanks for that… not. haha.
the logic holds up. i checked. lol.