Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.
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🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025 Archive
1. 1996 Classic: The Clueless Vibe
My daughter says "As if!" to everything. My wife says "As if!" to me asking for the remote contr... read more »
My daughter says "As if!" to everything. My wife says "As if!" to me asking for the remote contr... read more »
2. 2025 Archive: The Smart Toilet
It analyzed my health and told me I need more fiber. My wife "liked" the report on Facebook.Part... read more »
It analyzed my health and told me I need more fiber. My wife "liked" the report on Facebook.Part... read more »
3. 2000 Vintage: The Texting
I sent her a "T9" text. It took me ten minutes to type "Hi." She replied "K."Part of the 65 Marr... read more »
I sent her a "T9" text. It took me ten minutes to type "Hi." She replied "K."Part of the 65 Marr... read more »
4. 2021 Archive: The Peloton Hack
I told her the bike is judging me. She said, "No, that’s just the reflection of me in the screen... read more »
I told her the bike is judging me. She said, "No, that’s just the reflection of me in the screen... read more »
5. 2003 Vintage: The Friendster Logic
"I have 200 friends!" "How many of them would help us move the sofa?" "Zero." "Then you have zer... read more »
"I have 200 friends!" "How many of them would help us move the sofa?" "Zero." "Then you have zer... read more »
6. 2001 Classic: The Botox
It was just approved for foreheads. I told my wife she doesn't need it. She said my constant que... read more »
It was just approved for foreheads. I told my wife she doesn't need it. She said my constant que... read more »
7. 2010 Legacy: The Train
"Hey, Soul Sister." I sang it. She told me to "Hey, Soul Mister" my way to the garage and organi... read more »
"Hey, Soul Sister." I sang it. She told me to "Hey, Soul Mister" my way to the garage and organi... read more »
8. 1996 Classic: The Greeting
My wife changed the answering machine message without telling me. Now I sound like a background ... read more »
My wife changed the answering machine message without telling me. Now I sound like a background ... read more »
9. 2007 Classic: The 1 vs. 100
We’re playing along. My wife is "The 1" and I’m "The 100" things she hates about my habits.Part ... read more »
We’re playing along. My wife is "The 1" and I’m "The 100" things she hates about my habits.Part ... read more »
10. 2003 Legacy: The Cold Mountain
She wants to live in a cabin. I told her they don't have TiVo in cabins. The cabin dream died.Pa... read more »
She wants to live in a cabin. I told her they don't have TiVo in cabins. The cabin dream died.Pa... read more »
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Our Comment Archive
[1997-09-27 ARCHIVE_LOG]Ace_Ventura_Pet: Alrighty then! Super funny.
[2011-02-17 ARCHIVE_LOG]SpiderMan_Tobey: With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.
[2011-04-10 ARCHIVE_LOG]Scream_Ghostface: Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?
[1996-06-08 ARCHIVE_LOG]Dirty_Dancing_F: Nobody puts a funny joke in a corner.
[2000-10-03 ARCHIVE_LOG]Party_On_Garth: I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!
[2004-05-20 ARCHIVE_LOG]Ricky_Bobby_Fan: Shake and bake! Hilarious!
[2010-11-09 ARCHIVE_LOG]Lag_Victim_01: I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!
[2012-02-20 ARCHIVE_LOG]Deal_With_It_G: Deal with it. This is gold.
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