“All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems.”
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The Climate-Control House
The house knows when we’re arguing and turns the temp down to "C...read more »
2025 Legacy: The GTA VI
It’s finally here. My husband hasn't left the simulation in a mo...read more »
2025 Classic: The Cyber-Truck 2.0
It’s even more angular. My wife said it looks like a kitchen app...read more »
66 Marriage Jokes: The 2018 “Fortnite & Thanos” Edition
In 2018, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the "Tha...read more »
2006 Joke: Marriage Is Like A
Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need i...read more »
The Romantic Dinner
Trying to keep the spark alive in the middle of a busy week.I tri...read more »
1997 Joke: Before Marriage A Man
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about so...read more »
1996 Joke: My Husband And I
My husband and I have a great relationship. He never listens to m...read more »
The New Dress
Navigating the most dangerous question in history.My wife asked i...read more »
The Diet Partner
Losing weight is easier when you have someone to suffer with.My w...read more »
😜 More from category: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The Meta-Marriage
We had a date in the Metaverse. I took her to a virtual beach. S...read more »
The Shopping Marathon
Survival of the fittest at the local shopping mall.I’ve been wait...read more »
The DIY Expert
Fixing things around the house... or making them worse.My wife as...read more »
2024 Joke: Marriage Is When A
Marriage is when a man and woman become one. The trouble starts w...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.
Slaying these jokes one by one.
He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.
Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.
Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.
Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!
OMG! Shoes! OMG! Jokes!