When the quietest moments are the loudest ones in the house.
My wife hasn’t spoken to me in three days. I’m not sure what I did wrong, but I’m really enjoying the peace and quiet while it lasts.
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
The Snoring Symphony
Nighttime melodies that only a spouse can truly appreciate.My wif...read more »
2025 Classic: The Smart Fridge 3.0
Our fridge locked itself and won't let me have a beer until I "p...read more »
The New Dress
Navigating the most dangerous question in history.My wife asked i...read more »
65 Marriage Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Nokia” Edition
In 2000, marriage survived the Y2K bug only to face the challenge...read more »
65 Marriage Jokes: The 1998 “Google & Grunge” Edition
In 1998, marriage was defined by the transition from the angst of...read more »
60 Marriage Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket & Interstellar” Edition
In 2014, marriage was about navigating the "Ice Bucket Challenge"...read more »
55 Marriage Jokes: The 1995 “Classic Compromise” Edition
In 1995, marriage was a world of shared landlines, tangled casset...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Virtual Wardrobe
I’m wearing "Digital Clothes" on our video call. My wife told me...read more »
67 Marriage Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie & Frozen” Edition
In 2013, marriage was about navigating the "Selfie" craze, trying...read more »
55 Marriage Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom” Edition
In 2020, marriage was an extreme endurance sport played entirely ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
65 Marriage Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Tamagotchi” Edition
In 1997, marriage was about surviving the three-hour emotional ma...read more »
2025 Legacy: The AI Podcast
He started a show where he interviews himself. I told him he’s h...read more »
64 Marriage Jokes: The 2015 “Apple Watch & Hotline Bling” Edition
In 2015, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of "The Dre...read more »
The Cleaning Strategy
Housework is a team sport, but someone is always on the bench.My ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
Best result I ever found on a search engine.
I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
Pairing... Connected... Laughing!
That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!
First! And it’s funny!
is this actually deep or am i just tired? lol.
found this while i was supposed to be working. oops.
classic. just classic. we need more of this human humor online.